Ryan

Hi I'm Ryan and I'm the worst, but my spouse Milk is the best. Opposites attract, y'know.

I'm well-known for making a new AU what seems like every single day, and I literally will not be stopped.

Main Campaign
In which the characters learn about Aprilside, the Guardians, and all the other funky things involving those big spirits. I'm co-DMing this with Rei, who's great and I love him.

The Royal House of Cards
I'm helping out a tiny bit with this one thing of Rei's!!

The Guard (Post-Scratch)
A network of spectrals in town, run by Bathilda and Ryker Phillips. However, something's real fucky about those two...

Black Horse Beauty
What makes a shining star of a man suddenly quit his rising band when he's at the top of his game?

The Tree of Life
A Contract yet incomplete. A future we cannot meet. A monster man who plans to eat. A doctor full of lies and deceit.

A Family in Stitches
"I don't want to be a Yage anymore."

Mint Daydreams
A 5 year old boy is found frozen dead at the edge of a river. Who, when, where, why, how?

Other Mysteries
The Watching Eyes of the Mountain: Yellow-green in color.

Casey's Mom Has Got It Goin' On: What is this entire family, and who all is in it.

The Hole: It's weird and it might be sentient.

Quotes

 * (Upon seeing an attractive character) "can I d-"
 * (Doing literally anything) "u.u"
 * (Upon seeing any character in distress) "pLEASE CAN I HELP THEM-"
 * (Seeing a cute thing) "cyoot!"
 * (Apparently it's strange to type this) "um" "uh"

Trivia

 * I can and will and have cried about every character there is.
 * Making fun of characters is my specialty.
 * Breaking kneecaps is also my specialty.
 * I have the highest STR and CON of all the players because I haven't registered pain in ten years, my bones are so strong-
 * I make up AUs all the time to cope with how Fucking Dark this campaign is.
 * Also I rewrote all my goddamn lore because I'm a pussy bitch and I wanted a more light-hearted campaign on my part.